Life's a Jumble of Words. . . .

This is an ever-growing collection of things I overhear, things that are said to me, and

things I say...Most of them are pretty funny, in my opinion anyway. I'm always hearing

new things, so comeback any time...anyway let's have a look, shall we? Oh, and if

you want to send me some of your quotes, meaning ones that you actually heard

another person say in passing or to you, or that you've said yourself, I'll be glad to put

them up! SEND ME A QUOTE

And now, a new and improved quotes page is here. . .at the suggestion of my co-conspirator, Keri, I have

decided to actually organize my quotes. So now you'll find. . .