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Below are the quotes that I've heard or received most recently, which probably means that they'll be the ones I'll add to the most. . .So, before I start babbling, on to the quotes.
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"Hey Rico, let me out."
~Frank, the illegal legal drunk to Kyle in the diner at 1:00 AM on prom night
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"Say goodbye to Siddhartha! Wish him a Nice Nirvana! A Marvelous Moksha!"
~Nool on the very evil book
"An excellent enlightenment?"
~Jill. Pretty good, no?
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"Essentially, life is just one big upchuck."
~Nool on Sartre
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"And he pronounced them. . . Good!"
~Shane, we think.
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"If I don't have a record play-oh, what do you call them now? CD player, you settle for. . .?"
~Señora
"Un 8-track."
~John
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"Wherever you go, you will find oppressed peasants."
~Ye Olde Spanish Paquette
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"You might find tires in Lake Candlewood."
~Señora
"But that doesn't compare to hospital waste."
~Jon
"Yeah, but it could be from an ambulance."
~Rob, always a step ahead.
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"We see words, we go to pictures. Words, no! Aaah, pictures, yes!"
~Shane
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"What happens if on your way out you kill a bunch of people, steal their wallets-"
~Shane beginning to hypothesize
"And at the same time, hoard a bunch of nuts?"
~Kam, further enlightening us on Dante's Inferno
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"I think I'm going to draw a picture, because a picture's worth a thousand words, so that's like, 20 journal entries."
~Shane on the cleverness one needs to complete Humanities busy work
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"Tienes un regalo para mi?"
~Senora
"Oh crapo!"
~Roberto's spanish on the fly
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"We guys only feel the three 'H's': Hungry, Horny, and Homicidal Rage."
~Craig, Mike, and Kam conspiring
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"What does it mean to feed the soul?"
~Andy B
"I'm feeling some possible chicken soup action."
~John
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"They're like, 'Yeah, we be ghetto, we're so poor, we be wearing polo shirts!'"
~Brian Aher
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"Ohm. . ."
~the unfed stomach of Keri during Humanities.
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". . . He went bankrupt a few years later because he was doing all sorts of crazy illegal things."
~Nool
"IE, Stew Leonard?"
~Kam on the sly
"He was doing Stew Leonard?!"
~Mike, not quite in the loop
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"Ponerme sus amigos."
~Senora. . . apparently in the hostage-taking mood
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"You dream and you say, 'Hrm, I want to go to Pawtucket.' So you hop into your Ferrari and head for Pawtucket."
~Mike on lucid dreaming
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"They woke them up at 3 a.m. and made them write essays, and they were better."
~Christine
"Are you sure this wasn't a Nazi POW camp?"
~Kam?
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"Yeah, we're like, mad groupies of this band!"
~Keri's valley girl impression. Kowaii!
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"I have lunch, then humanities, Malcolm, and this class. It's like my Last Supper."
~Ryan, one half of the male population in the English class (aptly put)
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"He's having lunch with the boss. He's on his way up. She's having lunch with the boss. . ."
~Nool
"She's under the table."
~Kam. Of course.
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"I know how to irritate people, irritate people, irritate people, I know how to irritate people. . ." etc. etc. etc.
~a sing-songy Mr. Breault. and he's good at it.
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"Real men build their creative arts projects at Home Depot!"
~Mike
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"Do you see that white grass? We're going home!"
~ an enthusiastic Kierstin
"It's not white, it's green."
~Christine
"So it's pastel! Sea foam!"
~Kierstin, ever hopeful
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"Look at me! I'm wearing a paisley shirt and untied, drawn on shoes! I'm not Mr. Left Brain!"
~Mike
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"You know. . . people who are very frontal. . ."
~ Mike performing a verbal word search
"Lobe-ish?"
~Kam. Bingo?
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"I'd look disconcerted if someone was kicking me, too."
~Mike
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"No quiero una novia muy alta porque no puedo ver la cara."
~John and his insecurities
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"El trabajo de los mujeres es. . ."
~Senora
"Hacer ninos."
~Marie, future housewife
"Solo?"
~Senora, incredulous
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"Red or orange on anything is bad news." ~Nool
"Like your tie?"
~Ryan
*Nool promptly whaps Kam with his tie*
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"Do you know what it feels like to almost be killed by an armoire? I don't think so!"
~Freemont Jones, aka Buzz
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"Were there any pictures you didn't use?" ~Alex
"Oh tons. There was always something stupid wrong with them. Like I had no idea that they required light."
~Kam, photographer extraordinaire
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"What did you use to do, you bad little boy?"
~Señora
"Robar gallenas."
~ Juan
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"Why do you think we're insensitive?"
~Kam plaintively addressing the female population
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"A majority of guy relationships is making fun of each other over and over again. . . and it's great!"
~Kam being candid
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"Are you okay?"
~Kam to a singing Mike in the hallways
"Am I okay?! I just came from line-dancing in gym, I've got Achy Breaky Heart stuck in my head, and I just watched Ms. Adamski shake her hips. I am not okay, Kameron!"
~an indignant dancing Mike
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"These guys won't admit it, but they played with dolls when they were little."
~Nool, conspiratorily to the girl half of the room
"They were ACTION FIGURES!"
~Shane being indignant
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"Ken is not a masculine guy- he wears a turtleneck and has bleached blond hair!"
~Mike making a point
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"Boys don't cry. They swear. Profusely."
~Mike, again
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"The womanizing guy downing martinis with a handgun is the epitome of manly coolness."
~Mike idolizing James Bond
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"Woman are better at fine motor skills because they were trying to pick out nuts and berries from a varied background. . ."
~Nool getting technical about evolution
"While we were choking a boar to death."
~Ryan
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"Why do we have to go to guidance?"
~Jill to Nool on the separation of the sexes
"Because that's where the kitchen is!"
~Mike. . .chauvinism strikes again
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"Animals don't usually hunt down the trees and stalk them. . ."
~Craig
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"The point of my project is that we should recycle eyes."
~Mike
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"Animals have midget eyelashes"
~Mike. . .I don't even want to think about it. . .
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" So does your project mean that humans have more soul?"
~Alex.
"What, you think you get extra portions just because you walk on two legs and have opposable thumbs?!"
~Mike
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"I was so sick that you guys could have done the exam together and I wouldn't have noticed." ~Senora
"We did!"
~Becca, a little too quickly. . . joking, we think
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"Hello, this is God speaking. No, I'm happy with my long distance provider, thank you."
~Shane, proving that omnipotence doesn't save you from the telemarketers
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"I could think of artichoke dip, and guess what would appear?"
~Kam as Earthmaker
". . . Bananas?"
~Shane as God
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"If by blow you mean suck, then yes!"
~Mike
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"I've taken out a few screen doors in my day"
~Mike. . .wouldn't he be a bit more bruised?
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"Think of it as a suedo-whinny."
~Mike. . .
"That's 'Pseudo,' Mike"
~Shane
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"Holy mother of God, call Satan, he needs some earmuffs!"
~Mike upon receiving his Humanities midterm
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"Menstruation. . .we feel you!"
~Thanks Kam. . .we know you appreciate women!
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"Is there anything you'd like to ask Dr. K about?"
~Nool polling the class
"Mating habits?"
~Kam. again.
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"If you get a lobotomy, do you become a neanderthal?"
~Shane speculating
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"If you eat pop rocks and drink soda your stomach will explode."
~Christine relating the legend
"I tried that! It doesn't work!"
~Mike, the genius
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"Mm. . . Humankind: tastes like chicken."
~Mike, just when we thought he was a vegetarian
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". . . I get free with with my 'NO!'s and 'Yikes!' and unhappy faces! So I get a little emotional about my grading."
~Monotone man strikes again
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"You be steppin' on my groove."
~Mike to Craig
"Mike. . ."
~Nool with a threatening glare
"Now Mr. Nool be steppin' on your groove."
~Craig
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"Nervioso?"
~ Marie
"That's what I just said, but thanks for reinforcing it."
~Senora
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"Tell your mom that Bob Sagat es viejo."
~Buzz's opinion on Bob Sagat's Spanish characteristics
"Okaaaay. . . . but she doesn't speak Spanish."
~Marie
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"Es un robo! . . . Wait, what does that mean?"
~Marie
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"One might say that there is an infinite amount of universes. . ."
~Nool
"Hey, that means there's an infinite number of Mike's. . . that's kinda cool."
~Mike with chin-stroking motions. Scary.
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"So, at ten of, we're going to have a surprise."
~Mr. Hermonat
"Yaay!"
~Mapes
"We're going to lock Mapes in the closet and never let him out."
~Mr Hermonat's plans for world domination. . . or a unique idea of fun
"YAAAAY!"
~Special Chorus
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"When you're here, they're always whiny. They don't whine when John's here!"
~Chuck the farrier accusing Lois about the annoyance factor of chorekids
"That's because I'm not as attractive as he is."
~poor underappreciated Lois. . .
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"Tape is for wimps!"
~ Pam's new motto for small group
"Wimp."
~Mr. Hermonat catching her taping up a piece of music
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"The exchange students come and knock us out with their English, and we think, 'Oh my God, what would I do there?'"
~Señora
"Speak English."
~Rob es esnobe
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"What was it called? Good sense, common wealth?"
~Katherine as the George Washington
"Common sense, you halfwit!"
~Christine as King George
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"It's important to B.S. when you do these essays. . .Of course, B.S. means be specific."
~Nool trying to pull a fast one
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"You idiot, John! You forgot the third dimension!"
~Rob to John P.
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". . . it'll let me gloide loike a thing that gloides."
~Mike gone Aussie
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"I don't want to be marked exit- I mean, absent!"
~Kaitlin
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"Yeah, everybody just whips out a trowel. And Fortunado still doesn't get it."
~Ms. Smith
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"That was dope."
~Mike on Kate's "project"
"Everything was dope yesterday. You need a new word."
~Craig
"That was slick!"
~Mike's new word of the day
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"The real purpose of my pillow is. . .is it still a pillow?"
~John, in a typically humanities style B.S.ed creative arts project presentation
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"Hey, this isn't a Dr. Kessler kidney! This is a somebody else kidney! Let's kill it!"
~Dr. Kessler on the immune system.
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"Can't this be a self-esteem game where we're all winners in the end?"
~The somewhat self-conscious, Craig.
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*marble drops, symbolizing information lost. . .yaay creative arts projects*
"There goes one memory!"
~Nool, complete with waving "bye bye" motion
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"I want you to get into the world of math!"
(In other words. . . Go to hell.)
~Thank you, ARAM, aka Malcolm or Anal Retentive Ape Man, for those of you who don't know
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"Ire a la estacion, comprar refrigerante y ponte. . ."
~Conor, who tried to put coolant in his fictional spanish car, and ended up putting Sra. Cloutier in instead.
"No, you're not going to put _me_ in there!"
~Sra. Cloutier, resisting the urge to become one with the car
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"El cinturon de seguridad es necessario, si?"
~Sra. Cloutier, on the necessity of seat belts
"Tengo air bags"
~Rob, and his spanglish car
"Ah, si, para evitar?"
~Sra., trying to coax some more info out of Rob, like what seatbelts help avoid. . .
"Death!"
~Conor, who was feeling particularly morbid, methinks.
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"Once upon a time, there was a DNA molecule. . ."
~Dr. Kessler
"Aww, it's so cute."
~Doug the bakayarou, or Doug the idiot, to those of you who aren't subjected to Keri
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"Okay, I'm going to give you a situation in which I have a problem, and you need to give advice, in Spanish, about what to do. Are you ready? My problem is: Soy nuevo en Brookfield"
~Sra. Cloutier, with another fun spanish activity, this time acting as a Brookfeldian Newbie
"That _is_ a serious problem!"
~Rob, speaking only the truth
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"My wife has commandeered my body for the weekend."
~Nool. TMI, TMI! *whimper*
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'So, I'm going to bring in my dog. . .is there anyone who'd like to help. . .perform some tricks?"
~Christine, explaining her creative arts project on animal memory.
"Oh, oh, oh! Can I do some tricks?!"
~Jill, ever so excited.
"Jill, the _dog_ does the tricks."
~Becca to the slightly misinformed or mebbe theatric Jill
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"Hey Mr. Noodle--I mean Newell."
~Mike's Freudian slip, which Nool failed to notice until. . .
*Doc walks into the room*
"Was it my imagination, or did someone just call you 'Noodle'?!"
~Doc, the informant
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"How do these pens keep getting in my bag?"
~Becca, on the volume of pens in her book bag
"You steal them?"
~Ryan's hypothesis
"Well, yeah, but. . ."
~Becca, theif extraordinare, from Are You Organized.
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"I believe this is your chickenscrawl. . ."
~A particularly Nool-esque comment.
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"So, what will you be able to do in Spain with your friends?"
~Sra. Cloutier to H. Spanish V Class
"Comerán. . .?"
~Connor, attempting to answer
"You're going to eat your friends?"
~Sra. Cloutier on things that one probably shouldn't do in Spain, lest they be the next Hannibal Lecter
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"Ever Acid Dealer Gets Busted Eventually."
~Andy B's mnemonic device for remembering what note each guitar string plays. Wonder why that one's so easy to remember. . .
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"Ditties are serious business!"
~Nool's advice on life.
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"But can't you, like, combine things within words to remember them. Like in Spanish. Take the word 'extranjero.' With that you get 'extra ninja,' which means foreign."
~Shane's classically Humanities BS-ed version of a mnemonic device.
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"Es capitan ECO Eco eco (logia) y su perro: BUPI!"
~Radio Exito Broadcast (aka Spanish Listening Packet tape) of a Hispanic Captain Planet and his dog BUPI. . .hehe. . . BUPI.. . .I love that.
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"Can you really visualize the feeling of jumping into a cold lake?"
~Nool, on Kam's opinion of Epistomology
"Can I do it right now?!. . . Okay, I did it."
~Kam 'going swimming'
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"You see, this thing is a 'table.' That object over there is a 'table', as is that over there. To us, they are all table. But somewhere out there is a sense of tableness."
~Nool, on the way the world works. . .and table
(Note: This quote was paraphrased cause Keri and I were too busy snickering to write it down properly)
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"Mr. Newell, can you sign a note that says I sang in Latin for you?!"
~Jill, to Nool
"First, I don't know if that was Latin, second, I don't know if you'd call that singing, and third, what drugs are you on?!"
~Nool in response to Jill's Latin serenade/jig.
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"It's not like a cruise ship; you can't go anywhere like your yak!"
~Alex M., trying to pronounce yacht, and not doing such a good job
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"We can talk in Spanish to each other"
~Rob in response to a Spanish activity in which the premise was "things to do during a blackout."
"No one wants to speak Spanish!"
~Danielle, in reply.
"No one wants a blackout, either."
~Clever Rob
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"I have to bring my Nostradomus book tommorow. . .look, look the Nosty book!'
~Fran, trying to shorten a kinda scary divinator's name
"The Nosty Predictions of 1654. . ."
~Keri in mock-British accent
*Ms. Smith gives them an odd look, after which Keri and Fran made sure they at least _looked_ like they were doing work.
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